Fictional Staff by Name

 

Faculty

Ismahan Abdi, MBA
Division Administrator

612-626-3761
abdix085@umn.edu

Support DOGPAH 

Jessie Alkire
Marketing Coordinator

3205550101

Student at University of Minnesota

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Nancy Ariza
Executive Administrative Specialist

ariz0006@umn.edu

Laura Berg, MD, PhD, DO, JD, DMV
Director of Everything

612-555-5555
berg021ahc@umn.edu

Two-time Oscar winner Laura Berg is completing her AHC BIO training and has perfect skin.

Brandi Buczynski
Assistant

678-999-8212
buczy003@umn.edu

Brandi is a student worker at the University of Minnesota. She assists fellowship coordinators in daily duties and projects.

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Malavika Chandrashekar
Degree Sought: M.S.

chand374@umn.edu

Jan Czyzyk, MD
Associate Professor

612-273-3495
jczyzyk@umn.edu

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Daniel Franks
Communications & Admin Support Liaison

612-273-9881
dfranks@umn.edu

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Doogie Howser, MD
Department Head

123-123-1234
howie@fake.com

The youngest licensed doctor in the country. He can't buy beer but he can prescribe drugs. He aced the SAT at age 6, graduated from high school at age 9, and graduated from college at age 10. No one on Earth really knows how it's possible to graduate from high school in 9 weeks or to have your own apartment as a minor, but you know, Hollywood. 

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Julius Kelp, PhD
Professor of Chemistry

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Meher Khan
Communicatior

Communicator at the U of M

Mckenna Kleiner
Interior Designer

A recent grad from NC State.

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Nathan Koewler, DVM
Veterinarian - SPF/Quarantine

612-624-9924
koew0004@umn.edu

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Colleen Kutzler, Student Admin Support
Student Admin Support - Advancement Department

kutzl020@umn.edu

Colleen is a student worker in the Advancement Department of the University of Minnesota College of Veterinary Medicine. 

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Chelsea Lennox, MPH
1Health Curriculum Coordinator

612-625-9961
clennox@umn.edu

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Karrie Molitor
Researcher

612-625-2003
kmolitor@umn.edu

Seeking to discover a unique substance combination that will combat cancer cells. The main objective is to eliminate the symptoms of the disease and produce a cure. Current research focus is to find a cure for cancer cells using pharmacological substances in rat subjects. 

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Love Soun

soun0013@umn.edu

Training Group

Leslie Boey, MSEd
Professional Extrovert

612-626-0575
lboey@umn.edu

test

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Brandon Henry
Communications Specialist

henry676@umn.edu

Digital guru.

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Elizabeth Lindemann, BS
Informatics Research Professional

612-625-4377
lind018ahc@umn.edu

This is a fake bio

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Cool Kids

Ann Hagen, MM
Program Level Coordinator

612-626-4483
hagen055@umn.edu

Responsible for day-to-day herding of student cats.

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Brandon Henry
Communications Specialist

henry676@umn.edu

Digital guru.

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Erin Warholm-Wohlenhaus, Executive Office and Administrative Specialist
Beekeeper

612-624-9919
warho025@umn.edu

In addition to her work as an administrative specialist, Erin is also an apiarist in her spare time. 

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Fun Stuff

Krista Ostrom, MD, JD
Chief Officer of All The Things

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RomCom

Sheldon Cooper, DO, ScD
Super Scientist

626-395-3982
bazinga@caltech.edu

Research interests: Super scientist explores the importance of health informatics. Sheldon needs more descriptive words. At some point, someone added credentials to the "edit listing" on each of the people in this list. When I removed Sheldon's credentials from the "edit listing" I assumed that the field would pull in the information from his bio. That doesn't seem to be happening. 

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